No Coverage of Stage 1 of the 2015 Vuelta

There will be no Live Update Guy Coverage of the first stage of the 2016 Vuelta. Why? Well, there are a lot of reasons. LUG and the family are on the road, the LUG software is experiencing technical difficulties, the stage is being run late in the day and, above all, because of the course and team objections, the stage – a Team Time Trial on bad roads – will not count toward the overall standings in this event.
We will try to get our technical issues resolved and we hope to be back for live coverage of Stage 2, a 165-kilometer race from Alhaurin de la Torre to Caminito del Rey.

One week and counting:

From our guy, Patrick Declan O’Grady
This is your yellow alert: It’s just one week until Live Update Guy cranks up the Non-Race-Related Blah-Blah-Blah® to 11 for the Tour de France. Join Charles Pelkey, Man On the Scene (MOTS), the Old Guy Who Gets Fat In Winter, the LUG Nuts Mystery Theatre Repertory Group & Chorale, and some old bald dude whose 15 minutes should have expired with the first Clinton presidency. What the hell, you’re a cube farmer, right? Think of it as virtual fertilizer for whatever you’re growing in there.